Roo will save your smashed-in face.

He's got a fever, and the only prescription is rippin butts!

I don't have photographic evidence, but I just saw a man inside CVS, smoking a cigarette in front of the pharmacy counter. No one seemed concerned. Only in DTX.

Vintage DTX & other ramblings

This is fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNpbcGEu_s

Coast to coast like buttered toast. Where did this guy go? Thats a pretty intense rhyme. It reminds me of that McDonald's song from when I was too young to booze. Hmm how did that go? OH yes, I remember. Click here to go back...way back... to 1989;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvhDw5bQbd8

The real reason for all the discounts in DTX

Style, class, fake teeth, pelvic thrusts and HARD-CORE love. He's not intimidated by NOBODY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXZhin4Uww

Playas get lonely

Make sure your pimp hand is STRONG Playas! PS, loving the "ding" of the T as it passes. Classic. These fellas dont skip a beat. Daps and peace signs. Now, if only Kevin Federline were there, doing the "Popozow" dance...Its the stuff that dreams are made from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOOHocWsCU4

This happened too, and this crazy coot appears to work at Digitas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Zpa47lEW8

Fixtures of the DTX

The page was looking a wee bit sad and lonely so I decided to give it a little flair to make up for my neglect.

Just a few fixtures of our beloved DTX, where we work to be, and I quote, "closer to the people"

There are a few really obvious fixtures. I could not find a pic of the benjamin franklin guy or the city year weirdos. BUT I did find this treasure trove of wonder...I do fully intend on going here one of these days soon:

http://www.mywigworld.com/

In case you were wondering

Well, there are some pretty CAPTIVATING demographics on the interwebs for DTX: http://www.city-data.com/neighborhood/Downtown-Crossing-Boston-MA.html

Apparently:

• The majority of residents (wait, people live there?) are about 19. Hmm..hookers living in dumpsters?
• 25% of men and 20% of women over 15 have never been married, which leaves to believe.... 75%-80% of people under 15 are either married or divorced. Hey, you live fast and hard in the DTX
• 9% of males employed in DTX are managers, but that DOES not include farmers, to be clear
• 16% of females are in 'service' occupations...see bullet one

This definitely happened in DTX, and I have Proof!

This is making my dream come true, oooh ooh, oooh oooh oooh ooooh! We're not OUT OF TOUCH, OUT OF TOUCH!

Who is using sulfuric acid at Macy's???